Monday, May 3, 2010

Frequently Asked Questions (02)

"What do the horses do?"

Is that a trick question?  You can see what they do.

Okay.  I will bite.  The horses dance.
Yes, they are conjured to music.  The better they dance, the more pleased I am with them.

When given the opportunity, the horses go out on exhibit.
I pick the shows very carefully.  The shows are selected by insurance policy, security, location.
I will not show the horses down stairs in basements.  Horses do not do windows.  Horses do not do pedestals without glass.

My horses are maintained for my pleasure.  They need do nothing more than be magnificent specimens of their kind.  They do attend neighborhood parties.  Each horse is figured out with one beautiful 'show outfit'.  Chloe helps me figure out clothes to share.

Divine was created as an entire horse to share.
Piece by piece you may create your own Simply Divine horse.  It is quite Simple to gather the parts and he will be more or less quite Divine once he is assembled.